I need Broom repellent.

[tehluggage]

That's it, I'm staying away from the dog. First my knee, now my face. I have a fat lip and a sore jaw, and his head probably isn't even bruised.

...In fairness, it wasn't his fault, he didn't mean to, and it's kind of funny. Just, y'know, ow.

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[chili-factor.livejournal.com]

I've been thinking about this for a while and I'm still at a loss.

Although, if I were you, I think I would lobby for a temporary ice cream diet.

[tehluggage.livejournal.com]

We were both heading down the back steps outside - they're big cement ones - and I leaned down at the bottom to grab a chew toy of his. The problem is that he's a very big dog, and he was lolloping down the stairs the way dogs do. So when I leaned down, his head came up, and the top of his thick skull met my face. Hence the fat lip.

And I like that idea! Ice cream is always good.

Slab Bulkhead!

[chili-factor.livejournal.com]

My dad's dog has head-butted me like that. He is very excitable, so when I go home he is always jumping around. Typically, when I lean down to untie my shoes he's jumping up. It's been close to a KO a couple of times.

Blast Hardcheese!

[tehluggage.livejournal.com]

Dogs, man. I've had so much better luck with the kittehs.

[chili-factor.livejournal.com]

Besides...getting smacked in the face builds character. It's made me the man I am today.

Or maybe it's those random blows to the head I'm thinking of....