I need Broom repellent.

[tehluggage]

That's it, I'm staying away from the dog. First my knee, now my face. I have a fat lip and a sore jaw, and his head probably isn't even bruised.

...In fairness, it wasn't his fault, he didn't mean to, and it's kind of funny. Just, y'know, ow.

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[fangses.livejournal.com]

Dogbreath gotcha good, huh? Ouch.

[tehluggage.livejournal.com]

Top of his head met the side of my face as we were both heading down the porch steps. I'm standing there, with his chew toy in my hand and trying not to whine like a little girl, and he's all ready to chase it as soon as I throw.

So yeah, I'm a little bitter. But I have a lovely fat lip, it's all shades of purple and red!