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[tehluggage]

Okay, so those dress-up games you can find at DA and other such sites? Like this? They're not nearly as innocent as they appear. Sure they're fun, but then they have a way of mutating, and inspiring conversations like this one.



tehluggage: ...although the pink dress fits Ed surprisingly well, it's just not his colour

fangses: *snerk*
fangses: naw, you need paler hair for that particular shade of pink

tehluggage: oh yes

fangses: his is just a shade too brassy

tehluggage: he'd do well in one of those bright red strapless numbers, I think

fangses: oooh, he might
fangses: although I think he'd do best with the classic little black dress

tehluggage: ooh, yeah
tehluggage: with strappy little heels, and a sequiny bag

fangses: ...this is a scary, scary conversation
fangses: now Roy, on the other hand...
fangses: something loud and sparkly

tehluggage: with lots of cleavage
tehluggage: ...of course, that could be difficult

fangses: considering that he has no cleavage?
fangses: yeah, that could be a problem

tehluggage: mebbe an inflatable bra or something?

fangses: *SNERK*

tehluggage: or mebbe just stuffing

fangses: Sexy-no-jutsu!Roy?

tehluggage: ...*SNERK*

fangses: s/he'd fill it out nicely

tehluggage: oh yes
tehluggage: and s'he'd be a vamp, without any doubt

fangses: oh yes

tehluggage: ...I can see hir taking the opportunity to flirt heavily with Ed, and then the next day at work...

fangses: hee!
fangses: oh yes

tehluggage: Ed would be looking for the brain bleach

fangses: hehehe





Ee-yeah. Brain bleach is over there if you need it. *points to the Muffled Weeping Corner*

Comments

[fangses.livejournal.com]

I'll be sending you the bill for my therapy later.

[tehluggage.livejournal.com]

Bah, why ever would you need therapy? Just because Roy and Ed are snappy dressers...