Obligatory crack post before going to work at two in the morning, GO!

[tehluggage]

I have an admission to make. I-it's not easy, and I hope it doesn't change anything, but I understand if certain people won't want to continue associating with this journal in the future.

Here goes.

I...I have Sue hair. I'm sorry.




Aaahh running late aaah wtf am I doing on here where the hell is my watch

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[fangses.livejournal.com]

...I now have mental images of you with bright red hair and sparkly highlights, all impractically long and obnoxiously flowy. Thanks for that.

[tehluggage.livejournal.com]

Heeeee. All I need is the hair-flip, right?

Found my stapler watch!

[chili-factor.livejournal.com]

Do you remember that bulletin that came out regarding the use of cellphones as time keeping devices? Remember how they used the definition of "watch" from the Encarta dictionary which described a watch as a "small clock worn on the wrist"?

That was such a dumb definition.

[chili-factor.livejournal.com]

K ..... ?


I didn't realise that there was a corrector and that I was on the night board too. That could have been ugly.

[tehluggage.livejournal.com]

Oogh, I know what that's like. At least you caught it, eh?

[chili-factor.livejournal.com]

Well, ordinarily they phone me on a Sunday morning when I'm trying to sleep or when I'm driving or something to say where I've been crew-changed to.
Of course, the one time I didn't already know, they didn't call.

What's this Sue-hair business, then??

[tehluggage.livejournal.com]

Mary (http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/FanFic/ATrekkiesTale) Sue (http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/MarySue)! The scourge of fandom, and amusingly enough, a trope that was named by Trek fandom, as it happens.

I'm just being silly, really.

Not really, I have fabulous hair! Fabulous, I tell you! They'll never keep the Sue hair down!!! Aahahahahaha!!!!