tehluggage

Why is it that when important historical events are viewed through the lens of the internet and liberally flavoured with TVTropes, they become hilarious?

For instance, when looking at the split between the Roman Catholic church and the Orthodox church of the Byzantine Empire, it's much, much funnier to picture it as a flame war that grew out of hand on the forums and led to mutual bannination, followed by epic flouncing to separate sites, where the wankstorm continues to this day.

I think I'll be giggling about this all week.

Oh my god, Garrus has the biggest mancrush on Thane ever, it's hilarious.

"Oh wow, a precise headshot with no collateral damage. This guy's good!"

And then when he sees him take out Nassana, you can practically hear his little turian heart fluttering in joy. His eyes even got all big and sparkly.

Also, Insanity is getting easier! Except for the goddamned krogan, christ.

Welp, the purpose for which the human race was created has at last been revealed.



It's so beautiful....

http://community.livejournal.com/weepingcock

TEARS OF JOY AND LAUGHTER

Things I love about Doctor Who:

The Fourth Doctor and his scarf, Sarah Jane Smith and all of her awesome badassery, Eleven and his so-very-not-cool bowtie, those fucking Weeping Angels, and Donna. And Donna's Rack. Definitely Donna's Rack.

Man, that boy (man? I suppose) really has no luck. Not only have the hookers been out to get him since Florence, now his sister and mum are running the brothel in Rome.

And I have to say, Claudia is freaking badass. She took a rundown building and turned it into the best, most popular brothel in the whole city. Oh, and all while managing to carry on with Assassin work.

Ezio's going to start falling into the rivers on his own, just to stay in practice.

I have an admission to make. I-it's not easy, and I hope it doesn't change anything, but I understand if certain people won't want to continue associating with this journal in the future.

Here goes.

I...I have Sue hair. I'm sorry.




Aaahh running late aaah wtf am I doing on here where the hell is my watch

I really should go boot up the xbox and play DAO, or ME2, or something. I'm pretty sure the characters I've left hanging over the past...few months, wow, are ready to revolt.

The sad thing is, about the only thing I want to play is Beautiful Katamari.

(Neon crack with chirpy happy J-pop soundtrack, WUT)

Also known as, one of these days, I'll learn. (Hah!)

Anyway. Iron Man 2 was made of awesome and win, and boy do I ever need to go see it again. It also reinforced my vague 'shipping of Tony/Pepper from the first movie liek whoa, so of course I had to reconcile that with my Tony/Cap OTP from the comicsverse. That was easily enough done, though, thanks to Marvel and their delightfully lax attitude towards multiverses. So from this day forward, it's Tony/Cap, with a possibility of Tony/Pepper/Cap OT3, (Pepper tops, of course), for the comics, and Tony/Pepper for the movies. Which is quite satisfying and is in no way a copout. Nope. Not at all.

The Dresden Files series continues to be ridiculously awesome, which can also be interpreted as oh gods my wallet whyyyy. (Also I'd totally get a dog if I could get one like Mouse. They're smart! And can think! Unlike mine!) And I've done the same damn thing that happens to me with just about every other series/WIP these days: I found it and was hooked before it was finished. Man, I hate waiting for new books/hardcovers/new chapters to come out in paperback/updates. So impatient. It's a character flaw or something.

On the to-do list: stop with the comma and parenthesis abuse, it's not funny and it makes my writing look even more like the disjointed ramblings of a sleep-deprived fanthing. Which...okay, yeah, it's accurate. But that's not the point! (Though I'm pretty sure the ellipses - ellipsesissies? who cares - are going to revolt one of these days.)

Also, I have a new list: Authors That I Found Out Were Crazy Via Fandom Wank. This list is longer than you might think. Ms. Gabaldon, I am very disappointed. Ms. Rice, I'm...really not surprised, the batshit was showing by Queen of the Damned, and Mr. Goodkind, get over yourself already, nobody cares anymore. Though we do appreciate the Chicken of Doom, that'll be funny for years to come.

Incidentally, we are awesome, but then, that's nothing new.

Sorry for the double post, but weather, I... What. Just, what.

It's snowing. Again! It's almost JUNE, fer cryin' out loud!